I am quite amused. Today I received a package from a certain friend. I haven't opened the presents yet (I'm debating whether it matters if I wait until Christmas or Yule or whatever, or if I should just open them now). One of the presents says: WARNING: DO NOT OPEN IN COMPANY OF FAMILY. FAILURE TO OBEY THIS NOTICE MAY RESULT IN EXTREME EMBARRASSMENT. From the shape and feel of the package, I can only assume it's porn. Whatever it is, the warning is hilarous. I am intrigued.