(scene: dinner)
Evil Thom: Brooks serves a lot of bachelor foods, like tacos.
Ade: They're just preparing you for the future.
Evil Thom: *stares at Ade for a moment* Shut up! *feigns a screaming fit and falls out of his chair*
I talked to my mom on the phone for about half an hour today, and I was telling her that I have too many clothes and around half a dozen plain black t-shirts (my mom likes to buy me clothes without my permission and gets me either plain black or plain blue clothing a lot). Then she told me she bought me ANOTHER plain black shirt, only it's long-sleeved with some embroidery and bell sleeves, and she also bought me another black jacket. My mom is funny like that. I am the queen of black shirts!
And now I must get back to the things I promised myself I'd do today (like writing, revising a paper, etc.).