O Beloved Parents Of Ade, Breeders Of The World's Greatest Person Ever (Ade, Not Katie),
I am so glad to be returning home after a long, LONG semester of being away from my dearly devoted family. Since the 20th anniversary of my arrival into this world is approaching, I would like to reward you for your labors (yes, that was a bad pun) to make sure I stayed alive and out of trouble all these years. You succeeded in helping me stay alive! Yay! Therefore, you deserve a prize. Since you're such wonderful, WONDERFUL people, I will give you the opportunity of lifetime! You can now buy me this incredible, insanely insane t-shirt, since I know Mom likes to buy me clothing! Just point your mouse to http://store.yahoo.com/homestarrunner/rabycupofco.html and enter your credit card information! You'll be just a few clicks away from buying me one of the coolest t-shirts ever! What a reward, to know that your favorite, firstborn child bears the image of... Homsar.
Your Beloved, Wonderful, Almost-Birthday-Girl,
How was that? They'd probably pee themselves laughing if I actually sent it to them... hehehe...
And this really reminded me of Ms. Sunseri's (AKA itch-Bay, az-Spay, etc.) 12th grade English class...
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
|Purgatory (Repenting Believers)||Low|
|Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)||High|
|Level 2 (Lustful)||Low|
|Level 3 (Gluttonous)||Moderate|
|Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)||Low|
|Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)||Very Low|
|Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)||Low|
|Level 7 (Violent)||Moderate|
|Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)||High|
|Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)||Very Low|
Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test
Ooh! I'm a virtuous pagan! I'm telling Laura! And I'm not fraudulent or malicious or a panderer! They just stuck me there because that's also the witchcraft circle where the people run around with their heads on backwards!
*sings the Limbo song*