Ade (agentfroot) wrote,

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I think I have a serious Homestar addiction problem. And I want that Homsar shirt! Hmmm... how to leave a subtle birthday reference for my parents...

O Beloved Parents Of Ade, Breeders Of The World's Greatest Person Ever (Ade, Not Katie),
I am so glad to be returning home after a long, LONG semester of being away from my dearly devoted family. Since the 20th anniversary of my arrival into this world is approaching, I would like to reward you for your labors (yes, that was a bad pun) to make sure I stayed alive and out of trouble all these years. You succeeded in helping me stay alive! Yay! Therefore, you deserve a prize. Since you're such wonderful, WONDERFUL people, I will give you the opportunity of lifetime! You can now buy me this incredible, insanely insane t-shirt, since I know Mom likes to buy me clothing! Just point your mouse to and enter your credit card information! You'll be just a few clicks away from buying me one of the coolest t-shirts ever! What a reward, to know that your favorite, firstborn child bears the image of... Homsar.
Your Beloved, Wonderful, Almost-Birthday-Girl,

How was that? They'd probably pee themselves laughing if I actually sent it to them... hehehe...

And this really reminded me of Ms. Sunseri's (AKA itch-Bay, az-Spay, etc.) 12th grade English class...

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)High
Level 2 (Lustful)Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Low
Level 7 (Violent)Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very Low

Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test

Ooh! I'm a virtuous pagan! I'm telling Laura! And I'm not fraudulent or malicious or a panderer! They just stuck me there because that's also the witchcraft circle where the people run around with their heads on backwards!

*sings the Limbo song*

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