O Beloved Parents Of Ade, Breeders Of The World's Greatest Person Ever (Ade, Not Katie),
I am so glad to be returning home after a long, LONG semester of being away from my dearly devoted family. Since the 20th anniversary of my arrival into this world is approaching, I would like to reward you for your labors (yes, that was a bad pun) to make sure I stayed alive and out of trouble all these years. You succeeded in helping me stay alive! Yay! Therefore, you deserve a prize. Since you're such wonderful, WONDERFUL people, I will give you the opportunity of lifetime! You can now buy me this incredible, insanely insane t-shirt, since I know Mom likes to buy me clothing! Just point your mouse to http://store.yahoo.com/homestarrunner/rabycupofco.html and enter your credit card information! You'll be just a few clicks away from buying me one of the coolest t-shirts ever! What a reward, to know that your favorite, firstborn child bears the image of... Homsar.
Your Beloved, Wonderful, Almost-Birthday-Girl,
Ade
How was that? They'd probably pee themselves laughing if I actually sent it to them... hehehe...
And this really reminded me of Ms. Sunseri's (AKA itch-Bay, az-Spay, etc.) 12th grade English class...
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
| Level | Score |
|---|---|
| Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | Low |
| Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | High |
| Level 2 (Lustful) | Low |
| Level 3 (Gluttonous) | Moderate |
| Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | Low |
| Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | Very Low |
| Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) | Low |
| Level 7 (Violent) | Moderate |
| Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | High |
| Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) | Very Low |
Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test
Ooh! I'm a virtuous pagan! I'm telling Laura! And I'm not fraudulent or malicious or a panderer! They just stuck me there because that's also the witchcraft circle where the people run around with their heads on backwards!
*sings the Limbo song*
