Ade (agentfroot) wrote,
Ade
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Wow, I started typing this yesterday but I was so tired I fell asleep without shutting my computer down for the night.

I've been working recently. Isn't that amazing? My muscles and feet are killing me from lifting heavy boxes over my head and standing for 8 hours, but at least I'm getting paid. And it turns out that I don't have to go to Mechanicsburg over the weekend to visit my dad. I get the house to myself for a few days! Weehee! I still need to find a ride home from work tomorrow, but at least I don't have to put up with being around my family all the time over the weekend. Hey, anyone want to come over while I have the house to myself?

Katie: Ade, when someone says they'll sue you for assault and battery, what does it mean?
Ade: They do that if you hit someone or beat them up.
Katie: But why would they want a salted battery?

(later)

Ade: But "battery" is a noun.
Katie: It's also a thing! ...Wait, a thing is a noun...


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Magic Number10
JobSporting Great
PersonalityRainy Day
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SexualIf I Have To
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10? Maybe.
Sporting great... what type of sport would that be? Web surfing?
Ooh! I like rain!
Eh... I'm a cat. Not a pussy cat, just a cat. I sleep and look cute, but my claws are sharp.
What do you mean "if I have to" regarding sex? I never have to do anything I don't want to, and anyone who tries to force me to do something will be [insert lots of violence here]!
More like the Holy Grail :D
Unique! Yes!
That's kind of an icky shade of green... it's too diluted.
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