I've been working recently. Isn't that amazing? My muscles and feet are killing me from lifting heavy boxes over my head and standing for 8 hours, but at least I'm getting paid. And it turns out that I don't have to go to Mechanicsburg over the weekend to visit my dad. I get the house to myself for a few days! Weehee! I still need to find a ride home from work tomorrow, but at least I don't have to put up with being around my family all the time over the weekend. Hey, anyone want to come over while I have the house to myself?
Katie: Ade, when someone says they'll sue you for assault and battery, what does it mean?
Ade: They do that if you hit someone or beat them up.
Katie: But why would they want a salted battery?
Ade: But "battery" is a noun.
Katie: It's also a thing! ...Wait, a thing is a noun...
Sporting great... what type of sport would that be? Web surfing?
Ooh! I like rain!
Eh... I'm a cat. Not a pussy cat, just a cat. I sleep and look cute, but my claws are sharp.
What do you mean "if I have to" regarding sex? I never have to do anything I don't want to, and anyone who tries to force me to do something will be [insert lots of violence here]!
More like the Holy Grail :D
That's kind of an icky shade of green... it's too diluted.