firelove: Say you're kidnapped and blindfolded one night by a tribe of midgets. When they remove the blindfold, you're in a clearing in a dense forest, and you're wearing only a strategically-placed loincloth. In front of you is a nasty-looking boar, and you're armed with only a roll of duct tape and a spatula. How do you explain the pickup truck full of swiss cheese parked in your driveway to your mom the next day?
What are you most nervous about in life in general?
Other people rejecting me. I think this is why I get so anxious around people - I'm afraid I'll do something wrong, embarrass myself, and people will think I'm a lunatic and avoid me. I like being alone and everything, but it's also good to have company once in a while. I almost never "fit in" except in a few oddball groups, and people tend to stare at me (mostly because I'm so little). I'm kind of paranoid, and I believe that most people hate me until they do something to prove that wrong. I get insanely nervous around strangers and people I barely know (especially males unless they seem gay), and I make excuses not to use the telephone. It's crazy, but I'm always afraid that people are judging my every move and rejecting me. I know I shouldn't care what other people think, but I can't help but feel nervous around people. Ah well...
littlegina: I dare you to stick one of those fruit stickers in the middle of your forehead and walk around in public. It's fun!
I only do dares =P
And I only do truths *grins*
spikeslustylove: I dare you to... oh wait, can't make this dare public... *giggles* eh, anyway, I dare you to drive to work with the windows down, blasting "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" and singing along at the top of your lungs.
Ade, would you run away with me, and be my Squishy?
Sorry, no can do. You know I can't run! However, I can flump away with you! Heee... Dori is funny...
xinu: Oh no, the world is ending tomorrow! But wait... you have a chance to save the entire planet... with a catnip mouse, three boxes of macaroni and cheese, a ZIP disk, and a flock of zebras. How do you do it?
You'll have to do this again when the question is private.
Indeed, I will make it private sometime. This game is fun!
burnyourbones: Hi, I don't think I know you, but I'll give you a dare anyway! i dare you to go to the store, load up a basket with all the boxes of Exlax they have, and wander around the store innocently as people stare at you, and when you get bored, you can put them all back.
do you wee in peoples' shoes whilst they're alseep?
*cackles maniacally* Welllll now, the trick to that is... wait... er... *cough* what? Me do that? Good heavens, no! Whoah, did I just type "good heavens?" Indeed I did... *whispers* I have my minions do that...