(swiped from littlegina's journal)
"My Grandma was telling me how she couldn't go back home down on route 6 this morning due to some wires down or some shit. So my mom tells her "You know where that adult store is? Go straight down there & we can get on the back roads." and Grandma says "Well, I haven't been there lately" Can we say DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY?"
Hehehe... reminds me of the time someone found an old skirt in the tool shed in Vermont a few years ago. Nobody knew where it came from, and my dad said, "I haven't been cross-dressing in the woodshed in years!" He was joking, but I think I found it more hilarious than anyone else.