This is Megan. Ade says hi. I bet you didn't know that she was saying hi, but she is. She's also a nazi who mooned hitler, but then she was killed. A bullet struck her in the butt and it got an infection and she died in Geneva during some conference or other. And then she was reborn into a body of a girl who would get an FBI file by 8th grade. That's what being a nazi does to you, I guess. RAR!
That was beautiful. But she lies! That was the summer after 8th grade!
Goodbye, I'm going to go do something else. Maybe write or read "Jeremy Thatcher, Dragon Hatcher."