I had a chemistry lab today. I spent most of the time snapping my rubber gloves. They were too long and too tight and felt weird, but they made amusing sounds. Later, Sara and I went to the Amish farm and helped harvest potatoes and beans. While enthusiastically eating dinner, I chomped down on both my upper and lower lip. It hurt like a bitch, and I'm glad I was eating alone at home because other people would definitely have lost their appetites if they saw me trying to halt the bleeding with several napkins. No fun.
I refuse to be sad on September 11. So I'm going to list things that make me laugh:
exlax, constipation, nipples, penis, the "turd in the car" prank call (the first time I heard it, I was literally convulsing on the floor in laughter, and my back hurt), my computer shut down (Strong Bad saying "It's about time! Why don't you go outside or something... nerd!"), Megan, Laura, Spam, Ben, Evil Thom, my 7-year-old neighbor Elli, Kathy, the "kiss a butt" message on Marzipan's answering machine, my sister, my uncle Jon, Spongebob Squarepants, Hedwig, bad puns, MST3King porn, the Alphans, Heatherface, D, this tape that Kathy, Leanne, Katie,and I made a long time ago while doing random stuff on my driveway, etc.
Is Ade going to do her homework tonight? Probably not! Bwahahahahaaaaa!