Answer with only lyrics
1.) Are you male or female?
"i look back on where i'm from, look at the woman i become, and the strangest things seem suddenly routine." - "wig in a box," by hedwig and the angry inch
2.) Describe your neighborhood.
"oh-oh-oh, who are the people in your neighborhood?" - "the people in your neighborhood" song from sesame street
3.) How do you look?
"you can't tell a hero by his [or her] size, i'm just a teeny little super guy [or girl]" - "teeny little super guy," another sesame street song :D
4.) If you could say something to the person you like, what would it be?
"toucha toucha toucha touch me, i wanna be dirty! thrill me, chill me, fulfill me, creature of the night!" - "toucha toucha toucha touch me," from "the rocky horror picture show"
5.) Where do you wish you were right now?
"we represent the lollipop kids, the lollipop kids, the lollipop kids, and in the name of the lollipop kids, we wish to welcome you to munchkin land!" - "ding dong, the witch is dead" from "the wizard of oz"
6.) What do you wish you were doing right now?:
"when the working day is done, oh girls just wanna have fun..." - "girls just wanna have fun" by cyndi lauper
7.) What do you think of drugs and alcohol?
"i'm just a midol addict, lady!" - "midol addict," by ME, a parody of "teenage dirtbag," by wheatus
8.) Any closing words?
"and if i die today, i'll be the happy phantom..." - "happy phantom," by tori amos