Last night was quite amusing. We had Golem, and after the critique, two of my housemates had a very interesting discussion (despite the presence of several other people).
(after talking about masturbation for several minutes)
Housemate 1: I was using this blue dildo I found in [another friend]'s room for a while, then it broke.
Housemate 2: That was my dildo!
1: Well it was in [friend]'s room. You can have it back, but it's broken. Sorry about that.
2: I had it for a long time, then I lost it.
1: I used it a lot... but I washed it thoroughly.
2: If I had STDs, you would so have them by now.
1: Well, I didn't put it in, I just used it for the vibrations. But then it broke. So I owe you a new dildo.
2: Ok. I liked that dildo, it was really blue. Like the color of Ben's shirt.
Ben: ...
(this continues for a while)
Then they left, and Nick walked in, saying he was there for the meeting (which had ended around 20 minutes earlier). He missed the whole conversation. It was just... amazing. Some of us were laughing most of the time, others looked amused yet uncomfortable. So Ben, Nick, this other guy, and I decided to watch "Legend." "Housemate 1" had said that the first time she got off, she was watching that movie (during the dancing dress scene), so of course I had to point out that particular scene. And I got all excited during the scenes with Lord Darkness, particularly when he said, "Does the gown not... please you?" (see icon) Then we debated watching either "Labyrinth" or "The Emperor's New Groove" and finally settled on the latter. Never a dull moment in the writers' house, that's for sure.
And I'm thrilled because the yarn and knitting needles I ordered came in the mail. Weeeee! I'm turning into a knitting knerd! Hee, I like saying that.
