December 12th, 2002

"I'm a nun - I'm a penguin!"

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hey rachel! so, when are you and "mommy" going to make baby lola, huh? a certain "daughter" of yours told me allllll about you and mommy spending some "quality time" together, and we all want baby lola the hermaphrodite! auntie ade wants to be an auntie times three! and don't forget the duct tape dresses! oh, and i promise i won't take lola to any stip clubs until he/she is old enough to appreciate them! i'll just take slade and aerin and leave baby lola with his/her daddy! you can always make mommy change the diapers if you want!

all right, i'm going to shut up now before you track me down and clobber me with something.