You are the French knights. A crazy bunch with
outrageous accents, you enjoy hurling strange
insults at others and throwing various items at
whoever may be outside the castle. Which Monty Python's Quest For the Holy Grail character are you? brought to you by Quizilla
i fart in your general direction! your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!
i got a present! yay! my parents sent me this big cd case thingy along with a pink card (it's a conspiracy, i tell you! leave me alone and stop flashing pink things at me! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!). that was nice, and i needed a new cd case because the one my sister got me a while ago isn't deep enough to hold the maximum cds it's supposed to and always springs open. i also got a card from my uncle jon, he sent me this card from colonial williamsburg that was part of some junk mail he received (never ever write your address in a guestbook when you go places, or they'll send you junk mail and ask for donations).
and now, a mini-rant. FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING AND DON'T FLING DOORS OPEN IF YOU DON'T KNOW SOMEONE COULD BE BEHIND THEM! i was going to do my laundry and was just about to open the door leading to the hall leading to the laundry room and the door flew open, nearly taking off my hand. this girl ran through, nearly tripped over me, barely missed knocking my wheely laundry basket over, and just about killed both of us. jeesh, i know you're in a rush, but be careful! of course, she couldn't see me through the tiny window in the door because the thing is over my head. oh well. silly people!
well, reading through my poem critiques, i see that many people didn't think that ketchup was appropriate for a medieval dragon to use - yet i never mentioned the time period anywhere in the poem. i guess people just assumed it was medieval because it had a dragon, knight, and princess. well "shrek" had many modern elements in a medieval setting (the "welcome to duloc" thing with the camera, for example) but that just made it more fun. but other than that, i see what i need to improve.
oh dear. i just got that "welcome to duloc" song stuck in my head! gaaaaaaah!