February 14th, 2003

"I'm a nun - I'm a penguin!"

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late night conversations are fun!

IMakeLanceHorny: Ade...is there somethin you wanna tell me?
blupyglet: i'm pregnant with your child!
IMakeLanceHorny: Not again
blupyglet: yes! this is the third time!
IMakeLanceHorny: Man, we should stop getting drunk together.
blupyglet: yes. you should also find out why the heck you're producing sperm when you don't have testicles

*giggles evilly*

i forgot to mention this earlier, but i had a funny dream last night.
i was home in murrysville, and i decided to go to this computer lab somewhere. i had this weird dark purple scooter thingy with me, and i started riding down the hill on it. i was dragging my foot behind me because i was afraid of going too fast and falling over (i'm a wimp like that, especially after a biking accident on the hill when i was 10 or 11). i started scooting down the road, and i was suddenly in a computer lab. i saw a few argo people there, but i only remember seeing brandon and robertson. brandon was just kind of standing there, and robertson was at one of the computers. i sat down at the computer next to robertson, and i saw that he had a dark purple scooter too! but his was in perfect condition and mine was all squiggly and bent (i remembered that i tried to fold it in half for some reason and that's why it was bent). then he held his up and offered to give it away, and i wondered why he was doing that. then i was checking my email and i suddenly realized that star_of_fire had lived down the street from me for years but i never knew about it. then she just randomly appeared in the lab and i started talking to her, wondering why i never saw her when she supposedly lived down the street. then this weird old black nun-type lady came up behind us and either scolded me or told me something. i don't remember anything else. but that was odd, especially with the guest appearance of an lj friend i've never met who lives on the other side of the country. *snickers*

wow, i posted a lot today.
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    amused amused
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2 new icons!

i squealed when i saw this one. i never squeal. i think legolas would make a magnificent hedwig. i mean, he already looks like a girl...

thank you, spikeslustylove! wow, that's the only icon i didn't make...
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    awake awake
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i made this one all by myself, it's even a homemade picture! i had some gummi bears lying around so i lined them up, took a picture, added text, and voila. the picture isn't as fabulous as it could be, but i still like it!

dude... 4 icons in 1 week... damn you, spam! you're corrupting me again! *grins*
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another bizarre dream to report! it started when my parents decided to move to what was apparently an apartment/house in northern PA. so we had apparently moved there, and i was playing some sort of game with people there (i know there was at least one guy around, but i didn't remember who he was or who anyone else was). we were trying to find a way to get somewhere, and i jumped from one ledge in a room to another. i held belle (my cat) up to the open window to see what she would do, and she walked out onto the roof. we suddenly realized that the roof led somewhere, so we went through this door nearby and saw that apparently there was an enormous "fire escape" that was big enough to be a house itself. we went to it, and it was basically this big covered porch, with different levels and furniture and everything. i went down some steps and saw this center thingy and saw that it had an "anime machine." i thought it was the coolest thing ever, but i didn't know what it did. i then realized i had a room on the "fire escape" and went to check it out. i don't remember what most of the room looked like, but i saw this nice entertainment center with a big tv, videos and stuff, and another anime machine. the machine had a note on it saying it was broken because some kids kicked it, but i figured i could use it anyway. so i turned it on and on the tv screen it had a picture of an asian woman and it said that if i put in an anime picture, it would post it on the wall or come up with a costume pattern or something. i thought, "what kind of weird device is THIS?!" then this repairman guy was behind me and said he fixed the problem, and he handed me a box with apparently the upgrade inside. i looked at the box, and it was basically an anime/rpg photoshop thing where you could take screenshots and make little pictures from them. i thought it was cool, but i still didn't know what to do with it. i noticed that there was a vcr/dvd player, and there were videos, magazines, dvds, etc. on the shelf. i saw this zelda playstation 2 game and got really excited, especially when i realized that there was a playstation 2 there. then my sister showed up and i told her about all the cool electronic things in my room, and she just gave me a weird look and said, "playstation 2 sucks." after that, i was apparently going to this funeral buffet for my nana. there were lots of people there, and i was wondering where i could sit. on the way in, my nana walked past me, which was really weird considering she's dead. but i figured her ghost decided to join us. i walked over to where there was only one chair available, and i saw this seating chart that my sister had apparently botched. i tried to rearrange it, and the names disappeared from it. then i heard my uncle jon laughing, and he showed me something my sister had written. she was trying to write one word (i forget what it was), but she had written something else and the word began with "satan." i found it hilarious. then i figured out the seating chart and saw that i was sitting across the table from tamora pierce (i don't know why she was there, but i thought it was cool). my sister came up to me and i told her about the word she wrote, and then i said (while laughing really hard), "you'll never be a professional writer!" apparently she had some liquid in her mouth, and she looked like she was going to spew it out in laughter, so i pushed her away and she sprayed it all over my arm. she kept laughing, i was horrified, and all the adults were yelling at her. then i said "and you'll also never be a professional sword swallower stunt double!" before getting up to go wash my arm and change clothes. i heard her yell, "nana is swearing!" i guess her ghost wasn't too happy about that. so i left feeling extremely angry and hurt, and i went to the new house to find a bathroom. all these men kept going in and coming out of this corridor of bathrooms, and for some reason i was holding my clothing up to me because it wanted to fall off (i hate it when that happens in dreams... i think it represents my fear of others seeing me either physically or emotionally naked). i finally found an empty bathroom and pushed the door open and saw someone inside - but i realized it was a mannequin. then i realized there was one in the kitchen too, and i wondered if we had 2 mannequins or if this was the same one in a different place. she was dressed kind of like yitzhak except with a blue wig, and i wondered if it would be too weird going to the bathroom with her there. but i figured she was a mannequin and it was ok. then i thought i saw a little boy looking in the frosty window and went to look out. i saw a black umbrella outside, but that was it. then i think i drifted awake. weird.
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    "pancake" in my head
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This has to be the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen...

Yes, I read the Harry Potter books and immediately sold my soul to the devil. And Jack Chick can save me from eternal damnation. And then I'll become an evangelist and preach to all my heathen friends! How dare they turn their souls away from God and practice those satanic religions like Judaism, Catholicism, Wicca, etc.! They're all going to burn in HELL!

*groans* Some people have the Jesus stick (tm) shoved so far up their asses that they don't do their homework. Harry Potter never mentions satanism (he defeats Voldemort several times, for crying out loud!), I don't know any Catholics that practice idolatry, Wiccans don't believe in Satan, etc.

Anyway, I downloaded the trial version of "Age of Mythology" and ended up playing it for 3 hours straight. Boy that game is addicting. Fun too! Iwannit! Maybe I'll get a good deal on ebay or something, since the auctions sell it cheaper than most stores (the game costs around $50 - yow!). I know, I have a computer addiction problem... *sigh*

It's Valentine's Day, and I'm darn proud to be single! Phooey on the holiday for trying to make me feel guilty! *thbbbbbbbb*
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My RA stopped by today and gave me a cup full of candy! Yay! Candy makes me happy! I got some of those candy hearts, but I think they're sweettarts or something, not the disgusting kind that tastes like Tums. Blech, I never eat the regular kind. I got other stuff too, along with the cup. It's red and has pink and purple hearts all over it, but it reminds me of art class at Mrs. Paulson's house back in high school when she'd give us koolaid in the pink heart cups, and while I appreciated the koolaid, I hated the cups. Ah, the memories. I miss taking art lessons. I used to take them with Heather and whoever else showed up, and I made some pretty interesting things. I started in 9th grade then just kind of stopped going by my senior year because Heather stopped going and I really wasn't learning anything new (after taking all those pre-college classes at CMU and doing figure drawing and electronic media, no wonder I got bored with it). Wow, I went from talking about candy to reminiscing about art lessons. Ooh, I just noticed that the cup is kinda sparkly up close!

*ahem*

I realized something today. I have a bizarre interest in researching mental disorders and things like that. And I tend to "diagnose" people with disorders if I hear they have certain problems, even if I don't know them. Like when I was watching LOTR2, I kept thinking that Golem/Smiegel had a serious case of MPD (Multiple Personality Disorder). I've even diagnosed myself with half a dozen disorders, but I probably only have 1 or 2 of them, if any. Sheesh. Maybe I should just become a psychiatrist so I won't just sporadically diagnose people with things. Then I'll have a basis behind my judgments and then I can say "You need Zoloft!" or something. Isn't "Zoloft" a cool name? I named the hero in one of my computer games after an antidepressant. Wow, I'm weird. I'd probably make more money as a psychiatrist than a writer, but I'd have to go through more schooling and I'm sick of school (I've been going to school every single year since I was 3, no wonder I'm tired of it - if I want a decent career, I'll wait for a few years after college and see how harsh the "real world" is before I go back to school).

that's enough from me today.
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    tori's "scarlet's walk" album