September 10th, 2003

"I'm a nun - I'm a penguin!"

(no subject)

Beware of masturbating peanut butter and jelly eggrolls!

Yesterday's Tuesday group was quite magnificent. We wrote variations of Rumplestiltskin (I wrote a story based on that "The lonely chicken herder had an affair with a hermaphrodite dwarf" starter from Alpha). Evil Thom's story was hilarious and definitely the best. "What's in this stew? Baby?" Hehe... I'll post my story when I feel un-lazy enough to type it up.
  • Current Music
    get that big-ass turd outta my backseat!
"I'm a nun - I'm a penguin!"

(no subject)

I swiped this from storyhobbit's journal because it's just amazing. I love you, Em, I'm wearing the panda porn star ears in your honor.

sign that I've spent WAY WAY WAY too much time with Ade :-P
The planners they gave us at school have these little notes for each week, something that happened in that week (or possibly on that day, I forget) in such and such a year. One of these things says something about "first panda born in captivity" and at this point all the alphans can probably see where this is going.

I swear, the first time I read that I thought it said "panda porn" and I was like "Wait, that's Ade's phrase..."

Then I realized what had happened. And felt incredibly silly. And now, finally I remembered to put it up here, for your collective amusement at my expense. *sigh* The sacrifices I make for you people, all in the name of comic relief. ;) -Em
  • Current Mood
    devious devious
"I'm a nun - I'm a penguin!"

(no subject)

It seems there are others that are interested in panda porn. Non-Alphans, people I don't know. That's both amusing and disturbing.

We had a lovely Golem meeting, though I almost fell asleep. I wore my panda ears. A whole bunch of new people came, but I didn't pay attention during introductions. I liked the introductions for Tuesday group last night - we told our names, years, majors, favorite colors, and why we want to make out with Ade (Emily started that). Twas fun.

I just realized that most of you don't know about the panda porn thing. Well, it's an Alpha inside joke. Last year at Alpha, Slade had this Weekly World News tabloid. Among other hilarious, articles, it had a little article about panda porn and how zookeeper people are using it to get male pandas in the mood to breed. Well, a couple days later, we were at the science center for the Planetarium reading, and I found these panda ears in the gift shop (you can see a bunch of pictures of me wearing them here). So I became the panda porn star and wore them through Confluence that weekend. And there you have the story behind the joke.
  • Current Mood
    chipper chipper