September 14th, 2003

"I'm a nun - I'm a penguin!"

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Wow. Yesterday was... interesting. I decided to wear a muumuu just for the heck of it. I went to Wingfest for the first time (I avoided it for my first two years because it was after run-out and the mass amount of people freaked me out). I wanted some free food, and even though I don't usually go for wings, those ones were actually pretty good. But the real fun came in the evening. I made crab rangoons again (and didn't burn anything except my finger!). We were hanging out in Carolyn's room being silly, and Katie kept calling Jamie's cell and left 10 messages. We were making porno noises in the background and Katie kept leaving really hilarious sexual messages. Of course, Jamie found them hilarious, and when she got back, we had a silly "dance party" in Katie's room. Nothing like doing the chicken dance in the middle of the night. Afterwards, we grabbed a bunch of food and watched "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut." Such fun.

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"I'm a nun - I'm a penguin!"

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I learned a new word today, thanks to the endless amount of porn spam I get. I was cleaning out my spam folder, when I noticed this subject line:

. : Good morning concupiscent Madame! : . photos@bHkHwAqJmRc

I thought, whoah, that's a big word for a spam email, since the people who write them are often so stupid they have subject lines like "enlreg yoor pens!" So I went to dictionary.com and found that "concupiscent" means "A strong desire, especially sexual desire; lust." I will now use that word whenever possible. The body of the email also cracked me up:

Hello lusty Madame!
My name is Pamela Cole, do you remember me?
Very well, you were asking me for galleries or videos. So I have Incredible news
for you Sweetie. I want to bid you permission to my website! Open it:
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With love, your Darling honey.
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Hehe... wow. It's so obvious that whoever wrote this isn't a native English speaker. And I'm not very concupiscent. Woohoo.
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