February 17th, 2004

Alice the mannequin and me!

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Hee! Em, you have to see this! Along with the rest of you... I still need to see ROTK. And read all the books.

I did some writing yesterday, and I was trying to make it all paranormal and fantasyish where the girl is haunted by her dead sister, but so far it just seems like she's suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder (this is what I get for taking abnormal). Ok then, time for her to actually see the ghost, not just have nightmares and realize that the creepy guidance counselor guy (named Kurt Nesbit) had been molesting her sister. Right. And none of you know what I'm talking about. Is there a good way to insert comedic scenes into a depressing story? Because so far this story just seems like one big downer. I'll make it funnier somehow.

Quote of the day:
"Mr. and Mrs. Salt and Pepper Shaker are visiting their transgendered son Napkin."
- Evil Thom (talking about annoying masculine/feminine/ambiguous words in other languages)

In other news, pickle innuendo is fun. Everybody wants a piece of my pickle, but I only gave it to Thom. My gherkin brings the boys to the yard, and they're like, it's better than yours...

Okokok, me go crazy now. And I'm hungry again.
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