February 24th, 2005


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Tomorrow a prospective is going to be visiting here. Rose wants to leave the quote board up, so I have a new name I'm going to use.

Prospective: (looks at the quote board) Gee, look at the horrible things this Ade person has said! I never ever want to meet this person!
(Ade comes downstairs)
Ade: Hi, person I don't know! I'm... (Rose makes cutthroat motions) ... Francis P. Knuckleschmiter. And I don't live here.

Hee. I like that name. So apparently now I'm also jewish. I wonder what the P stands for.
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