April 23rd, 2007

Dil Domicile

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There will be a real update later, but I had to share this:

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.

She says hello; and, he's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,

"My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool
table with all my buddies watching; while your partner whipped my butt with a wet celery stalk?"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."
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Alice the mannequin and me!

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Hello, people of the world.

Right now there's absolutely nothing to do at work. I've taken care of everything I needed to do, and in the department I work in, everybody else is caught up and nothing new has come in. Weee. So I've been researching things like sustainable living, energy conservation, and vermicomposting (which I definitely want to try).

Nick and I drove up to Meadville yesterday. We visited Francesca for a while (Ben and Jess eventually came over too) and then made a pilgrimage to Compadres with many of the usual suspects. We also went to Woodcock (heh... Woodcock... I'm mature) for a while and got ice cream. Fun times. It was good to see most of my former housemates again.
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