"Thith ith mah Big Ben dildo. Ah got it in Lundun. Ith shaped lak Big Ben. It even hath a clack in it dat wurks. Mah vajana laks Big Ben."
- Ade, while doing her rendition of the Disney channel features on people's collections.
So Avril Lavigne totally blasted the F-bomb in front of a zillion 12-year-olds and sang into a pink vibrator at the Teen Choice Awards.
I watch quality educational programming that's meaningful and good.
SHE'S LIKE SO WHATEVER
How to rock at singing Madonna on Karaoke Revolution 2:
1. Skip taking an allergy pill before letting your 3 fat ratties crawl all over you, because you're an idiot. An idiot who a) thinks that it's a wonderful idea to have 3 animals you're moderately allergic to and b) lets them use you as a big jungle gym without taking allergy medicine first.
2. Eat the leftover ridiculously spicy Indian food that burns your throat more than you consider pleasurable (seriously, the palak paneer I got the other day was like twice as spicy as I usually get, and it made my eyes water and my nose run).
3. Warm up by playing a few random rounds which will inevitably serve you songs you don't know and/or hate.
4. Once your throat is sufficiently swollen, achy, and ridiculously hoarse, sing "Papa Don't Preach," with FEELING.
5. Get 100% great.
6. You win.