May 27th, 2008

"I'm a nun - I'm a penguin!"

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It was a long wait for the FiOs installation (I first ordered it over a month ago), but I hope it's worth it. I'm excited in a really geeky way. So! I'm posting through my own legitimate internet connection instead of ninja-ing wireless, aaaaaand I'm posting from Damnyou the desktop that had been sitting disassembled and dormant for a year or two until I set her up yesterday. I'm excited that I can play Age of Mythology again, although I need to figure out how to make the sound work again (I should probably upgrade to better speakers, but maybe later). And! I can watch Hell's Kitchen on my own TV tonight. Yay!

Watch, I'm going to gain 10 pounds now that I have sexy FiOs TV and internet service. I have a house phone line too. Weeeeeeee, I has an internets!
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I love my hand!

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Dear Matt,

If you're going to "hang loose" and make the shaka on national television, do it right! It's the thumb and pinkie, not the index finger and pinkie, you stupid haole...

Dear Chef Ramsay,

Ok, seriously, what do you have against short people? Did a midget kidnap your puppy when you were a kid or something? I love you and the way you bitch at people with your accent, but every time you demean someone because of their height, I want to kick you in the crotch, you "donkey."

Also, best scene in Hell's Kitchen EVER: At the beach, Chef Ramsay picks up Jean Phillipe (who wears shorts, awww), carries him over his shoulder, and throws him in the water. Jean Phillipe goes batshit and throws towels at him, then runs over and pounces. So awesome. I love Jean Phillipe.
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