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22nd April 2009

9:44am: Writer's Block: The Green Generation
More proof that I can't open my mouth without spewing innuendo...

Ade: Oh, my thing is still plugged in the back. Wait... that didn't sound right. I meant that my flash drive is still plugged into the back of my laptop. Wait, that STILL didn't sound right.
Bisexual Male Friend: So what you're saying is your laptop likes it up the butt?
Ade: No! My husband does not like it up the butt!
BMF: I guess we won't be getting married then.
Ade: We weren't getting married in the first place!

Will you be doing anything special to celebrate Earth Day today?

I think I shall spend Earth Day KILLING MILLIONS OF PLANTS, MUHAHAHAHAAAAA. AND EATING LOTS OF MUTANT CATTLE. AND DUMPING NUCLEAR WASTE INTO NATIONAL PARKS. AND SHOOTING WOLVES FOR FUN AND PROFIT.

...Actually, I'll probably spend most of the day on the computer (both at work and at home), except for when "Better off Ted" is on. I'd do more planting/weeding/digging, but it's supposed to be nice and stormy today.

But speaking of killing plants, that whole "planting things outside and letting nature take care of them because I have a brown thumb" thing seems to be working. All the garlic I planted sprouted, and I have a few seedlings. I'll probably plant some more seeds soon, once it stops raining.
Current Mood: hungry

(5 confessions | confess!)

2:55pm: Wow. So, I just downloaded this program that converts Framemaker documents to Word documents. It's a demo version, but instead of putting in a big watermark or something like that, it inserts random pieces of "Jabberwocky" throughout the document, often with hilarious results.

Examples:
...land that was cleared for previous jubjub bird activities on the site.
...combined his vorpal sword license application...
The manxome foe unit uses three mechanical draft towers...
A “run-of-the-river” dam is a dam without a large snicker-snack...

So of course we were all gathered around my computer, cracking up. I love this program already.

I want a vorpal sword license!
Current Mood: amused

(3 confessions | confess!)

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