March 1st, 2010

"I'm a nun - I'm a penguin!"

Writer's Block: Marital license

Do you think a marriage license should have a renewal or expiration date, just like a driver's license?

I think this is one of the stupidest questions I've ever seen. "Well, Martha, looks like our marriage license expired three days ago, so SUCKS TO YOUR ASS-MAR, I'm taking off with the pool boy!"

Anyway, 2/3 of my awnings are now gone. People tore the front porch one down on Saturday. There were some boards and a bed frame propping it up, and when they took the awning part, they took those too. That bed frame wasn't even mine... Andy had left it at my house with his yurt and a bunch of his Pennsic stuff. So I guess I owe him a new bed frame, since the awning demolishers absconded with his. Maybe I'll just give him mine, I was thinking about getting a wooden bed frame with drawers underneath. (Plus, I'm sick of the bed rolling across the floor when I lean against the wall.) The cats seem to like the new bay window though.