Happy birthday to my wonderful friend Boogarhead Uglyfoot PussyKat! Weeee!!!! *giggles*
I can't wait until December. We're going to Hawaii (Oahu and Maui) for 10 days! Weeee! I'm going to spend the next 10 months brushing up on my Hawaiian.
I am: crazygonuts
I miss: Alpha
I want: the Lilo and Stitch DVD I ordered (it should come in the next few days)
I have: too much junk
I hate: swiss cheese
I fear: vampires (the biting-neck thing)
I play: too much Age of Mythology
I hear: other people in the lab
I care: about my friends and my cats
I smile: occasionally, then people think I'm plotting something
I wonder: what would happen if women took Viagra
I poke: everyone, especially Evil Thom!
I love: my friends and my cats!
I mess: up my room constantly
I ache: behind my left knee when I walk, and I have no idea why
I think: too much
I always: get distracted
I am not: tall
I dance: the time warp
I sing: with my music when nobody else is around
I cry: alone in my room
I talk: about cannibalism a lot
I spilled: stuff on my sleeves
I wish: more than anything, more than life, more than the moon... *ahem* sorry, random Into the Woods reference. I wish I understood people.
I keep: everything, for I am a pack rat
I am not always: quiet, just most of the time
I can: recite random things I've memorized (thrice the brinded cat hath mewed...)
I can’t: do a split, and I've never been able to
I write: young adult fantasy! Fuck you, Kirk Nesset!
I win: against my sister at chess (she tends to accidentally sacrifice her queen early in the game)
I lose: at Egyptian Rat Screw against Kathy (she slaps fast and HARD... whoah, this all sounds really dirty...)
I smell: nothing really, though I smelled burnt toast during brunch
I confuse: everybody! Ha!
I need: to cut my nails again and do more laundry
I should: do something productive
And now, something for YOU to do! This one is slightly different from the others!
1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
2. Am I lovable?
3. How long have you known me?
4. When and how did we first meet?
5. What was your first impression?
6. Am I different from your first impression?
7. What do you think my weakness is?
8. Do you think I'll ever get married?
9. What makes me happy?
10. What makes me upset?
11. What reminds you of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do you know me?
14. When's the last time you saw me?
15. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
16. Do you think I could kill someone?
17. Describe me in three words.
18. Do I have any admirable qualities?
19. Are you going to post this in your journal to see what I say about you?
20. what was the worst thing i ever did to you or did in your presence?
21. have we actually met IRL
22. am i welcome at your house?
23. if i was a sexually transmitted disease, what would i be?
24. am i hot enough for the scene illuminati/cognoscenti/literati?
25. should i start a band called "the carmen electra complex"?
26. do you think i am genuinely mentally ill, or just entirely too self-absorbed?
27. if i was a hip hop artist. which motherfucker would i be and shit?
28. would you trust me with your life?
29. would you trust me near your medicine cabinet?
30. whats my favorite booze?
31. was i a total dickhead to you the first time we encountered each other?
32. Savage Garden or the Sting?
33. Shania Twain or Dr. Dre?
34. give me my odds of living past thirty.
And, because I'm a sillyhead, firelove should be a hip hop wiz called Pimp Daddy Motherfuckin' D-diggy-doggy Shiznit Hizzo-licka Woof Woof. Because that really cracks me up, and the other people in the lab are probably wondering why I'm giggling maniacally.