Ade (agentfroot) wrote,

  • Mood:
My bald spot is back. Yep, been pulling out my hair again. I just noticed it yesterday. Grrr... *sulks* Oh well. I'm still in a decent mood.

The ones marked with X's are the ones I have never done. Oy, the grammar is atrocious...

(x) I never have been drunk
(x) I never have smoked pot
( ) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(x) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(x) I never crashed a friend's car
(x) I never been to Japan
( ) I never rode in a taxi
(x) I never had anal sex
(x) I never have been in love
(x) I never had sex
(x) I never have had sex in public
(x) I never have been dumped
( ) I never shoplifted
(x) I never have been fired
( ) I never been in a fist fight
(x) I never had a threesome
(x) I never been snuck out of my parent's house
(x) I never been tied up (sexually)
(x) I never been caught masturbating
(x) I never pissed on myself
(x) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
(x) I never been arrested
(x) I never made out with a stranger
(x) I never stole something from my job
(x) I never celebrated new years in time square
(x) I never went on a blind date
( ) I never lied to a friend
(x) I never had a crush on a teacher
(x) I never celebrated mardi-gras in New Orleans
( ) I never been to Europe
( ) I never skipped school (I've only missed a few classes, mostly because I either slept in or got distracted with computer games)
(x) I never slept with a co-worker
( ) I never cut myself on purpose
(x) I never had sex at the office
(x) I never got married
(x) I never got divorced
(x) I never had children
(x) I never posted nude pix online (I posted a picture of my belly once, but that was it)
(x) I never climbed a mountain
( ) I never used sex toys
(x) I never did heroin
(x) I never shaved my head
(x) I never went to a nudist event
( ) I never been to Boston in the fall
(x) I never used food as a sex toy
( ) I never saw a dead person
(x) I’ve never been fisted and/or have never fisted anyone
(x) I’ve never thrown up in a bar
(x) I’ve never been to a pro football game
(x) I’ve never been paid for sex
(x) I’ve never paid for sex
(x) I’ve never been to a bath house
(x) I’ve never been on a hunting trip
(x) I’ve never performed an unassisted backflip
( ) I never have kept track of reciepts of when I use my debit card

Wow. My life is so exciting.

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