John, call the damn Res Life office already. NOW. Or... when it's open. Thom, you can't sign up for more than one room at a time. This switching thing won't work. They want us to have 8 people. Now.
Hmmm, I wonder if we have Golem tonight. Oh well, even if we don't, people will still show up and Ben will keep me from writing that paper due tomorrow...