So, ninjas vs. pirates. I say pirates would win. Ninjas are fast and skilled, but they're really only good for taking out a few people at a time. Pirates, on the other hand, anchor and proceed to terrorize entire villages. It depends on how you look at it, but pirates are still cooler. Plus, I see myself as more of a pirate than a ninja. I can picture myself swinging from the mast with a pistol in one hand and a sword in my teeth. I'd be wearing a dirty, bloodstained loose shirt, breeches, and a bandana, and I'd be accompanied by a monkey (in a matching outfit), a parrot, and probably a few cats and dogs. I'd probably pick up a new pet every time we harbored too. Hey, I'd be a rough, tough pirate chick, I gotta have a soft spot. Animals would love me, and men would fear me. Yep, I'd be a crazy midget with weaponry. Very fearsome. So anyway, in a battle between ninjas and pirates, the ninjas could try their fancy moves, and the pirates would just shoot them or slit their throats and laugh.
And Megan was wondering who would win in a fight between ninjas and vampires. Ninjas would win there. Definitely. Vampires have way too many weaknesses, and they just bite people. I'm sure I could take on a vampire easily, despite being terrified of them. I'm pretty good with my fists, so I could knock them down, pounce on them, rip a wooden chair leg off, and drive it into their chests. Hey, I could even grab a kitchen knife and wooden spoon and quickly whittle the spoon handle down to a point before stabbing the vampire with it.
Alas, I'd lose in a fight with zombies. For the zombie kittens would mew at me, I'd bend over to pet them, and they'd rip my hands off. In a fight against zombie people, I'd quickly wear myself out punching/kicking/slashing them, and after 20 minutes I'd just... I don't know. Die. But I'd take a lot of zombies down with me, dammit!
Ok, enough of all that. I'm going to watch a speech competition thing in 20 minutes for extra credit in my rhetoric class. Weeeee! So, yay.