And yesterday I got a package from Ben. Full of plastic eggs (compensation for the Christians swiping Easter from the pagans) containing gummy bears, an origami crane, pills that expand into foam farm animals when soaked, and other stuff. Ben is awesome. And we want to get Derek to eat one of those pills when he's stoned, just to see what happens. I can see it now...
In recent news, a foam cow was extracted from Derek M.'s large intestine. Derek apparently swallowed a pill that expanded into the cow while he was under the influence of marijuana. He blamed Ben B. for the incident but told reporters, "At least I didn't stick candle wax up my urethra!" Ben denied the accusations, saying, "I didn't think he'd be dumb enough to actually swallow it, but I was wrong. Don't blame me!" Ade C., who also witnessed the event, couldn't be reached for comment because she was also in the hospital after literally splitting her sides laughing.
Ah yes. Insanity can be so much fun.
