Ade (agentfroot) wrote,
Ade
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If I were a month I would be:
October (especially the very end!)
If I were a day of the week I would be:
Tuesday
If I were a time of day I would be:
11 pm
If I were a planet I would be:
Pluto (distant and tiny!)
If I were a sea animal I would be:
a seahorse or an octopus... or a smelted squid!
If I were a direction I would be:
wrong and get you lost on the way *evil laugh*
If I were a piece of furniture I would be:
mmm, furniture porn... uh, I mean a computer chair
If I were a sin I would be:
We had a big debate over this at Tuesday group... I forget who eventually got which sin, but I still claim sloth, even if Ben took it
If I were a historical figure i'd be:
Queen Elizabeth 1
If I were a liquid I would be:
arsenic (it is a liquid, right?)
If I were a tree I would be:
willow... so pretty...
If I were a flower/plant I would be:
a daisy or a dandelion or a crocus
If I were a kind of weather I would be:
an incredible lightning storm
If I were a musical instrument I would be:
a dulcimer
If I were an animal I would be:
a bonobo chimpanzee, a baby elephant, or a panda (I'm a cat lady, but I'm not very catlike)
If I were a color I would be:
rainbow
If I were a vegetable I would be:
pumpkin (the bride of Cyclor?)
If I were a sound I would be:
evil laughter
If I were an element I would be:
Neon: not the element of darkness!
If I were a car I would be:
a yellow Mini (like Mr. Bean's!)
If I were a song I would be:
"I Love Beans" by Brak, "You're So Rad" by Bouncing Souls, or the Oompa Loompa song
If I were a movie I would be directed by:
Tim Burton
If I were a book I would be written by:
Myself, yo! Or Francesca Lia Block.
If I were a food I would be:
strawberry ice cream (but not pink... maybe blue strawberry?)
If I were a place I would be:
Adeville! Woot!
If I were a material I would be:
velvet
If I were a taste I would be:
pomegranate
If I were a scent I would be:
freshly-mowed grass
If I were a word I would be:
ambiguous
If I were an object I would be:
a giant statue of myself
If I were a body part I would be:
a pinky toe
If I were a facial expression I would be:
:P
If I were a cartoon character I would be:
Velma (Scooby Doo), Daria, or Homsar
If I were a shape I would be a:
spiky sphere
If I were a number I would be:
87 1/2
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