Ade: Guess what? My comp proposal is due tomorrow morning, and I only have 3 sentences written!
Ben: Let's watch Monty Python!
Evil Thom: No, let's watch porn!
Ade: Let's watch Monty Python porn!
Everyone except Ade: NO!
Ade: I should just write porn for my comp.
Nick: I know! Let's get Ade drunk!
Evil Thom: Yeah!
Ade: Holy crap! It's 1:30 am and my comp is due at 10!
Derek: Let's get stoned!
Ben: I'll break your legs...
Ade: I'm hungry.
Derek: Here, have some brownies.
Ade: FOOD! Wait, what are these green things?
Derek: Uh... parsley.
Ade: Experimenting with cooking techniques, eh? Whoah, the ceiling is dancing! Where did all the elephants come from?
Ben: Oh no. Not again.
Yeah, this is me being counter-productive again. I need a nap. And happy birthday to Laura, even though she probably doesn't read this...