Ade (agentfroot) wrote,
Ade
agentfroot

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Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first devour a senator. This will cause the world to choke on their food, amazed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?


Stage Two
Next, you must poison the Statue of Liberty. This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to erect a gigantic statue of you.
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