Hi folks! I'm in Washington right now, at my uncle's house. We've been having all sorts of adventures here, and small dogs and children like to climb all over me. But right now it seems oddly quiet, since I'm the only anthropomorphic being around right now (most of the others went to take my grandma and uncle to the airport, but I wanted to stay here). I'm on Pacific time now! Woot! Let's do the time warp again, baby!
Um, right. It's time for me to eat stuff. *waves and vanishes*