"Wow, you're really sophisticated. Are you straight?"
- Ade (This was a wonderful thing to say to someone I had just met. The reaction was priceless.)
"I need to change my name to something that sounds more presidential. How about George Washington?"
- Willie (Derek's sophisticated friend that can play Sk8er Boi on the ukulele)
My dad got some Tom Lehrer CDs, and I just listened to them with my parents. Wow. Such hilarity. And Moccasin is kind of sick right now, when he disappeared for a few days he managed to get himself a respiratory infection AND worms. He'll be ok, but he hasn't been feeling well. Yesterday he had been sleeping on a towel at the top of the stairs all day (according to my parents) and only moved after I came home. Poor little guy.
Oh, and I saw Spiderman 2. I liked it, but I felt sorry for Peter. MJ just had issues with deciding who she wanted to be with. Silly girl. Half the time I was thinking, "Silly Peter, redheads may be cute, but they're dangerous! Back awaaaaaaaay before you lose your heart and your mind! Oops, too late. Oh well." And no, I have nothing against redheads. I just think they're cute. And dangerous. Why are they called redheads anyway? Their hair is more of an orangey color. But I guess "redhead" sounds better than "orangehead." Because there aren't any "real" words that rhyme with orange. And rhymes make everything cooler.
*dies laughing* Wow. This is wrong in so many ways.
And this one is even funnier! Wow, I didn't know I could marry myself. And I suppose Cyclor is my eternal rival, eh? Well, perhaps when I decide to run for president...