Dad: What, you got a date later?
Kit: I'm going to the movies with you!
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin' Catholic!
Ah, the jokes my sister tells me...
And Spam's icon amuses me greatly. And here's a really weird coincidence. And... and... and... Tom Lehrer isn't good dinner music, because it will make you choke on your food and die. My dad was playing "National Brotherhood Week," and just as I was about to swallow, Tom sang, "And everyone hates the Jews." I almost choked to death right there, but somehow I survived. Heh. My personal favorites are "Be Prepared" and "The Irish Ballad."
Yeehaw, it's a Sunday and there's nothing to do. Time for more slacking, even though I should really be cleaning my room!