Ade (agentfroot) wrote,
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I amaze myself sometimes.

Well, 'twas an interesting afternoon. Nick and I had lunch at India Garden, the food was pretty good and didn't burn my mouth too much. I saw Mrs. Almgren come in just as we were about to leave, but I didn't get a chance to say hi. I found that amusing, because I've been to India Garden only two or three times, and I went with her and the AFS (American Field Service) people sometime in high school. Anyway, it was good to see Nick again, he seems to be doing all right. We went to my house for a bit, but he wanted to leave before rush hour, so it was a short visit. And yes, he got to meet my sister briefly, but he behaved himself and didn't say anything questionable. Katie was all excited to meet him, probably because he's a boy and I haven't had a male friend over since... I don't know when. Probably elementary school. I was showing him around the house, and when I told Katie later, she started cracking up because apparently she had left a bra lying in the middle of the floor of her room. Very smooth.

And now, some other fun stuff.

Which of
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Well, 'twas an interesting afternoon. Nick and I had lunch at India Garden, the food was pretty good and didn't burn my mouth too much. I saw Mrs. Almgren come in just as we were about to leave, but I didn't get a chance to say hi. I found that amusing, because I've been to India Garden only two or three times, and I went with her and the AFS (American Field Service) people sometime in high school. Anyway, it was good to see Nick again, he seems to be doing all right. We went to my house for a bit, but he wanted to leave before rush hour, so it was a short visit. And yes, he got to meet my sister briefly, but he behaved himself and didn't say anything questionable. Katie was all excited to meet him, probably because he's a boy and I haven't had a male friend over since... I don't know when. Probably elementary school. I was showing him around the house, and when I told Katie later, she started cracking up because apparently she had left a bra lying in the middle of the floor of her room. Very smooth.

And now, some other fun stuff.

Which of <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/allpics.bml?user=agentfroot target="new">my current icons</a>:
1. is your most favorite and why?
2. is your least favorite and why?
3. have you always wanted context for?
4. have you never noticed I even had before?

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I must now write a very condensed opera of this. (note: all the featured romances are purely fictional, and I haven't watched enough operas to really know how they work)

Confluence: The Opera!
Act 1
Scene: Confluence (hey, half the other characters are Alphans)
[Enter Ade (<lj user="agentfroot">) wearing a Valkyrie outfit, along with <a href="http://webpub.allegheny.edu/student/c/conwaya/panda.jpg" target="new">panda ears and a smelted squid</a>. There are a bunch of other geeky-looking people standing around.]
Ade: The time has come for meeeeeee
to unleash my inner geeeeeek!
[Enter Em (<lj user="storyhobbit">), wearing some long pretty hippy dress.]
Em: Oh little Ade,
who's shorter than meeeeee,
I just spent my college fund
in the dealer roooooooooooom
Ade: [aside] My heart, my heart
once again, my heart
has been stolen from meeeeeee
by this Emilyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
[to Em] Ah, never fret
for there's hope yet
financial aid is your frieeeeeeeeeeeend!
[evil music plays, a black and white line drawing of Ade pops out of her head with the words "Inner Ade" (<lj user="ade_a_roni">) written on her forehead in Japanese]
Inner Ade: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Ade: Dear me
it seems to be
I'm hearing voices agaaaaaaaaiiin...
Em: Um... I'm sure you are
so I'll go far
away from youuuuuuuu... [exit]
Ade: Oh, my love...
sweet like a dove...
like an evil dove...
for I am an evil gnome...
Inner Ade: I'm the evil one!
Ade: I thought we were both evil
Inner Ade: We drew straws
and I won
so I am
the villaaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnn!!!!!!!
Ade: Do operas even rhyme?
And the rhythm
does not exiiiiiist...
[Enter Thomas (<lj user="tmseay">)]
Thomas: [aside] Sweet, sweet Ade
how little and cute she is
but I am nothing to herrrrr
unless you count dinnerrrrrrr...
Ade: My stomach growls
for I'm on the prowls
for a delicious chunk of meeeeeeeeeeeeat!
Oh, hello Thomas!
You look quite tasty todaaaaaaaay!
Thomas: Thank you, I think
[aside] this girl needs a shrink
but I love her anywaaaaaaaaaay!
Ade: Oh, here comes the end of act one
but where has my duet partner gone?
[Enter Leen (<lj user="leentigress">), dressed as a cheerleader, complete with pornporns.]
Leen: I am not a cheerleader!
Ade: Ha! I wrote this silly opera, and if you want to be in it, you have to wear the costume!
Leen: [blows a raspberry at Ade] *thbbbbbbb*
Ade: Anyway, back to our soooooooong
Leen: So sing alooooooong...
Ade: Ohhhhhhhhh
come on Eileen...
Leen: GYAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! [beats Ade with pornporns]
[End of Act 1]
Act 2
Scene: The Con Suite
[Ade, Em, and Leen are sitting around with a bunch of other people not featured in this opera, and there are a bunch of people including John (<lj user="luth">) sitting nearby, playing D&D.]
Ade: Lalalaaaaaaaaaaaa
Inner Ade: Muhahahaaaaaaaa
Em and Leen: Oh what is wrooooooooong
with her?
John: [to the other people] Bla bla bla D20 bla bla roll bla bla damage bla bla bla.....
Oh la la laaaaa
bla bla bla XP bla bla bla!
Other people: bla bla hit bla bla bla [evil laughter]
John: [clutches chest] Aieeeeeeee!!!!!!
bla bla bla D&D bla bla bla hate bla bla kill bla...
bla...
[falls over]
Why am I in this stupid opera anywaaaaaaayyyyy?!?!?!?!
[dies]
Ade: Alas, poor John
and now he is gone
well at least Deltron
gets a single nowwwwww
Everyone: Tra la la la la
what a tragic eeeeeeeeeend!
Inner Ade: Dammit, why didn't I get to kill him?
Ade: Weell, you could if you played D&Dddddddddd!
Inner Ade: Grrrrr.
Ade: Alas, I am loveless again
for I am not loved by Em
and we roasted Thomas an hour agoooooooo!
[Enter Ellen (<lj user="artisticspirit">, even though she never uses it any more).]
Ellen: Who wants to be my wife?
Ade: I dooooooooo!
Ellen: Yay!
Ade and Ellen: Off to Massachussetts we goooooo
for even though this is our first meeting
we'll get married just because the meme said soooooooo!!!!!!!!
[curtain]
The End!
(click)
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