Ade (agentfroot) wrote,
Ade
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So I've decided to go vegetarian, and I've been at it since I got here. It's actually pretty easy for me, since I rarely ate meat anyway, and Ben and Nick are vegetarians so when we cook, we can agree on stuff. But the issue is coming out of the cupboard to my parents. Hee, I like that expression. You see, my parents like to have meat for almost every meal and actually believe that Atkins crap. I've been trying very unsuccessfully to go at least semi-vegetarian since junior high, but now that I'm away from my parents, I'm free of their dietary influence. Of course, I'll need to tell them pretty soon, since I'll see them every so often and won't want my mom to do something like cook chicken pot pie especially for me (veggie pot pie, maybe). At least with an email, I'll probably only get the condensed dietary lecture that they always give me. If I told them face to face, it would probably be different. Heh. I can see it now...

Ade: Mom, Dad... I have something to tell you.
Mom + Dad: Oh no! What is it?
Ade: Well, you see... this is hard for me to tell you, but... I've decided to become a... *chickens out* a man!
Mom: Phew! What a relief!
Dad: We thought you were going to tell us you went vegetarian or something!
Ade: Um...
Dad: Well, it's ok. We figured you'd want to eventually. We'll pay for your surgery.
Ade: But...
Mom: I'm sorry I used to get on your case about what you wore. You were such a cute little tomboy anyway.
Ade: *sigh* Oh well. I guess I'll just go... uh, watch some gay porn or something.
Dad: Have fun!
Mom: As long as you're still eating meat!
Ade: "Eating meat," eh? *facepalm* Oops, I forgot to turn off the innuendo around my parents...

Yes, I know I'm a sillyhead. And no, I don't want to really become a man. Yet.


The Ultimate Kissing Survey

Age of first kiss: 20

Number of people you've kissed: 2 (I'm only counting kisses on the lips here)

French kissing is: uh... squishy?

The worst kind of kiss is: umm... it probably involves mung (sorry I brought it up...)

The best kisser you know: I plead the fifth. I don't kiss and tell.

The worst kisser you know: well, neither of them were bad...

The celebrity you'd like to kiss: Daniel Radcliffe! Erm... once he's legal...

Friend you would like to kiss: I plead the fifth again.

Favorite movie kiss: I'll go with The Little Mermaid. And Shrek.

Do you kiss on the first date? Well, I've only been on one date, and there was no kissing, even though we were both contemplating it. So... not yet?

Eyes open or closed? closed

Average number of kisses you get a day: Erm... that depends. I've been getting a lot this week. *grins*

Ever kissed a friend's boyfriend or girlfriend? Well, neither of them were taken at the time...

The last person you kissed: that would be the Nick, yesterday afternoon

Best placed to be kissed: Back of the hand. I'm a sucker for chivalry.

Have you kissed someone of the same sex? just on the cheek, not the lips

What about the opposite sex? yup

Do you consider kissing cheating? That depends on the type of kiss. Friendly kisses are ok.

The longest you've gone without a kiss: 20 years!

The kiss you regret most is: I don't really regret any of them... perhaps it would have been better if a certain person had never kissed me in the first place though...

Kissing in public is: something I haven't done and would probably feel awkward doing

Tongue rings are: probably annoying

Two girls kissing is: HOT

Two guys kissing is: HOT


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