I gave Deltron my cold today, but that was his own damn fault. At lunch, I dropped my fork on the floor and whined about it, so Deltron offered me his. But it was used and I have issues with sharing eating utensils because of body fluids and germs, so I went and got a new fork. After I had a couple bites of my stir fry, Deltron took my fork and licked it just to torment me. I grumbled and wiped it off, and Deltron now has a cold. Muhahahahahahaaaaaa! I am so generous with my diseases. Yesterday Nick was telling me that I should go around kissing other people so they'd all get sick too, but I'm not really into random kissing, and that would just be mean. Because kissing is mean. When it involves germs.
And Derek is a great gay impersonator. He's a fag queen. Or a fairy king. Or something. He's been wearing my fishnet shirt a lot recently. Which just makes him look even more flaming.
Wow, for the last few weeks my entries have basically been, "Bla bla my housemates bla bla Derek is gay bla bla bla drinking bla bla hate Kitt bla bla bla."
Why is it that I can actually see this happening? *points and laughs at some of them*
But... I don't want to marry Mara! At least the rest makes me snicker a lot.