Also, thongs do not count as underwear. The point of underwear is to cover both your genitalia and ass. Thongs just don't do the job. If you like the feeling of your ass rubbing against your pants or skirt or whatever, just go commando. Going commando is at least respectable, since wearing underwear is a personal choice. I take people far less seriously if I see a thong poking out. Unless they're gay men or transgendered people, but of course, to me they could get away with wearing anything. Anyway, people shouldn't wear thongs. Especially people's kid sisters. At least some of us have the decency to wear proper underpants. Thank you. I'm done now.
Hee!
Lord Blood Skull: Come, Jordan! We must fight against all that is good and Thomas!
Jordan: Whaaaaaaat? Why are we killing Good Tom?
LBS: No, the Thomas you don't know!
Jordan: Ummm...
LBS: Here, you can even hold the Big Sword of Shininess.
Jordan: Yaaaaaay!
Thomas: Oh no. Not again.
