Today, Evil Thom cut off Katie Couric's head. Then he cut out her eyes, and I stuck them on my forehead. And they had this love your body day thing in the coffeehouse, so I went to that. I went up to the mic a couple times (too high, as usual) and said I love being short, and I'm a whole lotta woman packed into a tiny body! Yeah!
I'm probably going to Rocky Horror tomorrow night. Somebody come with me. Please. It's right across from my house. Our house, for some of you. And I think I should be Delirium and Nick should be Destruction for Halloween.
Oh. My. Zanzidor. (don't look if dead animals make you depressed)
Wow. I'm... amused.