In other amusing news, "buttfuck" is a funny word. Last night, Nick and I were discussing when people were returning from break, and he said that Jess was coming back at "buttfuck in the morning." That one had me cracking up for a long time, and then it got me singing, "Buttfuck in the morning, buttfuck in the evening, buttfuck at supper time. When buttfuck's on a bagel, you can have buttfuck any time!" And that was funny too in its own absurd way. And then we started warping various ad jingles, slogans, etc. with the word "buttfuck." Some of my favorites: "I'm cuckoo for Buttfuck Puffs!" (you have to say it in a goofy voice), Count Buttfuckula, "Buttfuck: it's what's for dinner," "Buttfuck" sung to the tune of "Mmmbop," etc. We are silly, silly people.
So I made it back safely last night, and Nick and I went to Los Compadres for dinner, because we don't go there nearly enough (damn computers can't portray sarcasm effectively...). And today I managed to stab myself in the palm in ceramics class, because I'm clumsy. It's ok though, it just stung for a bit. And Deltron and Thom totally rock for their conquest at the battle of The Thousand Dirty Dishes. Now, if people in the house would actually do their dishes, we wouldn't have to go to war so much. I know, I know, some of those were probably mine, but I do my dishes 75% of the time, and I've been a lot better about it lately. Oh, and someone who's taller than me should replace the yucky moldy shower curtain liner. I got a new one, and it's on the drawers. But I can't reach the curtain bar thingy without risking falling and breaking my neck, so one of you tall boys (ha, you're all tall compared to me, even Derek) can do it. Please.
Having too much fun with this:
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| You scored as Buddhist. You are a Buddhist|
You basically get lost in the sea of conflicting ideas as your mind hasn't been developed to discern truth from halftruth. You entertain many philosophical ideas that don't apply to your daily life or actually fulfill you in any way. Maybe you didn't have a strong background of faith and morality growing up, which is why you have basically no convictions whatsoever. Follow your heart, it will guide you to the obvious truth and its simplicity will astonish you. Tarot cards, astrology, and witchcraft will be a temptation for you. Be careful.
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|Your Star Wars Masturbation Method Is:|
Unsheathing the Meatsaber
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