Friday nights are interesting when you're the only sober one and one friend is high while the other is drunk and they're both silly. Also, Calvin and Hobbes never cease to crack me up. Calvin is just like me, in many ways. I told Nick we should have a GROSS (Get Rid Of Slimy girlS) branch at Allegheny, and he looked at me funny.
I should wear a superhero costume when taking tests. And say Trotsky invented the cotton gin.