Ade (agentfroot) wrote,

  • Mood:
I was playing Runescape, and some pathetic little munchkin amused me greatly. I usually avoid talking to people there (most seem to lack brain cells), but the chance to make fun of stupid people was ideal in this situation.

Kid: *goes up to a nearby female* will u be my gf? *no answer, goes up to me* will u be my gf?
Ade: If you're asking people you don't know that, you're pathetic.
Kid: I am not! Please!
Ade: How old are you, 12?
Kid: Yes. U?
Ade: Haha, I'm 10 years older than you.
Kid: Nooooo! *runs away*

Ohhhhhyeah, I get all the younger men.

My sister sent me this.

lilbabykate008: Horses in the race are:

1. Passionate Lady
2. Bare Belly
3. Silk Panties
4. Conscience
5. Jockey Shorts
6. Clean Sheets
7. Thighs
8. Big Johnson
9. Heavy Bosum
10. Merry Cherry

lilbabykate008: At the Post:

They're off! Conscience is left behind at the post.
Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry.
Heavy Bosum is being pressured.
Passionate lady is caught between Thighs and Big Johnson
in a very tight spot.
At the Halfway Mark it's Bare Belly on top.
Thighs opens up and Big Johnson is pressed in.
Heavy Bosum is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets.
Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly.
Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Johnson.
At The Stretch Merry Cherry cracks under the strain.
Big Johnson is making a final drive.
Passionate Lady is coming.
At The Finish It's Big Johnson giving everything he's got and
Passionate Lady takes everything Big Johnson has to offer.
It looks like a dead heat but Big Johnson squirts through and
wins by a head.

lilbabykate008: Heavy Bosum weakens and Thighs pulls-up.
Clean Sheets never had a chance.

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