Ade (agentfroot) wrote,
Ade
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1. ARE YOU OVER 18?
WHY IS THIS WHOLE SURVEY IN CAPS?!?!?!?!
yes, I'm 22

2. WHAT IS THE WALLPAPER ON YOUR CELLPHONE?
some shades of greeen

3. DID YOU GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT?
yep

4. FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MORNING WHEN YOU WOKE UP?
I have to pee... and that dream wasn't long enough, I didn't find out which queen won with her dragon army (it was a pretty cool dream, actually)

5. WHAT DO YOU HAVE HANDY AT YOUR BEDSIDE?
I keep my keys, wallet, and other pocket stuff there when they're not in my pockets, and there's a lamp, alarm clock, a pony, probably some yarn, a bunch of receipts, and other crap I put there

6. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD SEX?
when your mom was over last night

7. GRILLED OR FRIED?
mmm, fried... but not in abundance, just a medium sized amount

8. WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE?
the real question is, what makes me normal?

9. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
no

10. FAVORITE HANGOUT?
my room

11. 3 THINGS YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT?
imagination, cheese, and Nick says Nick, but I say Nick. I mean, cats.

12. FIRST THING YOU WILL BUY IF GIVEN 1 THOUSAND DOLLARS?
a celebratory meal at Chovy's with my friends

13. FAVORITE SONGS WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING?
I had a dream one night with this song called "Desert Mummy." I thought it sounded like a kind of catchy song, but it didn't exist.

14. WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?
the Tae Bo video guy with cleavage... that scared me

15. ARE YOU A GIVER OR TAKER?
more of a giver

16. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Ade, Mr. Ade, Fred, I have a bajillion of them

17. WHAT IS YOUR DAD'S MIDDLE NAME?
David

18. MOST RECENT MOVIE THAT YOU WATCHED?
Eurotrip (with my sister and her friends David and Jacob WHO SHE HAS A CRUSH ON)

20. STUCK ON A DESERTED ISLAND & COULD HAVE ONLY ONE KIND OF FOOD?
Amy's broccoli pot pies (I washed up on shore with an enormous magical freezer and microwave)

21. FAVORITE T.V. COMMERCIAL?
Bling it on!

23. FIRST THING YOU'LL SAVE IN A FIRE?
my animals

24. YOUR EYE COLOR?
grayish

25. WHAT ARE THE THINGS YOU ALWAYS BRING?
wallet, keys, pencil, and cell phone

26. WHAT DID YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID?
doctor, rock star, actress, archaeologist, architect... then artist/writer in my teens and it stayed that way

27. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY DO WHEN THE CLOCK TURNS 7 AM?
have crazy dreams

28. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDSHEET?
Spongebob and Patrick (yes, that is a color)

29. WHO DO YOU WANT TO MEET?
Tori Amos, Daniel Radcliff, and John Cameron Mitchell

30. HOW'S LIFE TODAY?
it's ok

And now, for bandwagonery. Yes, it's a word. I just invented it.

Cute & Small Boobs
Raw score: 44% Big Breasts, 59% Big Ass, and 68% Cute!



Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, larger asses, and sexier composure than others who've taken the test.

Note that because you scored small on breasts but large on ass size, it might appear you like girls bottom heavy. That's probably not the case. What's more likely is that you notice curvy, voluptuous butts, and you don't like big, fake boobs. Big real boobs are even worse because of the sag.

Anyway, my third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, nicer look. Kudos!

Recommended Celebrity: Hilary Duff, because she is the ultimate in cute! Especially since she lost that baby fat!




My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


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You scored higher than 45% on tit-size

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You scored higher than 78% on ass-size

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You scored higher than 67% on cuteness
Link: The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test written by chicken_pot_pie on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test


No. That's all wrong. The women shown weren't all that attractive anyway. They were all skinny with similar-looking bodies. I like cuteness, yes, but it's all about the curves. I don't really care about butts, I don't find them as attractive as others do, but hips, yes. And some belly. Gotta have at least a little jiggle. But what I really find attractive is long hair, especially if it's red, wavy, or curly, and GLASSES. I like glasses.

WRONG!

P.S. Alyson Hannigan is the best-looking one they pictured. She's just hot. Really hot.
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