01. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?:
whoever invented thong underwear
02. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?:
03. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?:
Vice Principal Nero, even though he isn't a real person
04. What is your favorite cheese?:
I can't decide, I just love cheese. Except Swiss, it tastes funny.
05. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to human kind is at your immediate disposal. What sandwich would you want?:
a grilled vegetable panini, with mushrooms, red peppers, squash, cheese, and a bunch of other things
06. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no strings attached just sex. Who is it?:
whoever played Willow (from the 80's movie, not Buffy, although she's incredibly cute), because I wonder how tall our child would be
07. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who is it?:
Tori Amos, so she could sing me to sleep (it said SLEEP with, not have sex with in this case... as much as I love Tori, it's all platonic)
08. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. What do you spend it on?:
09. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you going?:
I'd say India, but I wouldn't have time to grab Ben and Megan. In that case, Greece.
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?:
First I'd take it to the currency exchange. Then I'd go to a restaurant.
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific", what is it?:
a variety pack of Mike's, since premixed Mai Tais are gross (most premixed drinks are)
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?:
back to the origin of humans, take lots of pictures and get valid scientific evidence, then go back to now and end the stupid evolution vs. "intelligent design" (AKA creationism in disguise) debate once and for all
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?:
Take a good look at what humans have done to this earth. See? Don't do that. Keep the island the way it is, and don't hurt anything unless it's vital to your survival. Oh yes, and all farming will be 100% organic.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?:
It would probably end up being a crazy reality show or sitcom about half a dozen English majors living together. I'd call it "Writer's House." And every episode would also have to be a musical.
15. What is your favorite expletive?:
bitchcakes (thank you, Neil Gaiman)
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?:
Play "Walk Like an Egyptian" and watch the mummies dance
17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. What is it?:
first my rats (it didn't say anything about animate objects!), then my computer tower
18. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?:
19. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?:
somewhere in Europe, where they're more laid-back
20. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one would you hang out at?:
The Penny Bar, of course!
21. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude check it out I can FLOAT!"?:
my apartment so I can float above Nick and look down on him for once, telling him I don't need him any more because now I can reach things on the top shelf and change my own lightbulbs
22. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead person of your choice. Who is it?:
23. What's your theme song?:
"Bitch," by Meredith Brooks