Ade (agentfroot) wrote,
Ade
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GEORGE W. BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD
Crawford, Texas (AP) -- March 6, 2006
A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept. Both of the books have been lost.
A presidential spokesperson said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one.
The White House tried to call FEMA, but there was no answer.


*copious giggling*

In other news, Salad Fingers is still hilarious in a creepy way, and I need to knit some more finger puppets (Hubert Cumberdale, Marjory Stewart-Baxter, and Jeremy Fisher).

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