Here. Have a couple surveys.
- Ever been in a play?
yes, but not in the past 10 years (I wouldn't mind doing it again though)
- Seen more than 10 Broadway shows?
- Been in more than 10 shows?
- Have you ever been/Are you in school shows?
- Does your current job involve theater in some way?
- Want to end up working in/for theater?
I like writing plays occasionally
- Can you recite all of the lyrics to your favorite play/musical?
I know all the words to all the songs in several musicals and I can quote portions of spoken lines verbatim, but I don't quite have entire plays memorized yet.
- Do you break out into random songs whenever/wherever?
 I wear pink
[x] I've dyed my hair (I've been thinking about going purple again soon)
[x] I've had blonde moments
 I've danced around in my underwear
 I like(d) the Spice Girls
 I wear makeup.
 I've snuck out to meet boys/snuck guys in
[x] I keep a diary
[x] I love chocolate
 Chick Flicks make me cry
 I've drank because of a guy
[x] I still need my girlies
 It takes me at least an hour to get ready (it takes me at least an hour to get UP)
 I still have sleepovers w/ my girls
 I love doing my hair
[x] Guys .. blah. (they're good friends, and that's all I want)
 My boyfriend is better than yours
[x] I'm cute and I know it
 Trucks are pretty much hot
 I have low self-esteem
 I am in love
 I've given a guy a fake number
[x] I've been honked at going down the road
[x] I've been hit on in public (creeeepy)
[x] I've been called a slut (in an ironic joking way, of course)
 I probably deserved being called a slut
[x] I've gone commando (only by accident or that time it was commando night at the writers' house a few years ago, and I always wear undies because the alternative is very uncomfortable)
[x] I've been asked for my number by a guy I've just met (we're talking practical situations here)
[x] I gave him my number
 I've asked a guy for his number who I just met
[x] My friends over-rule everything else
 Guys over-rule everything else
 I like pop music
[x] I love singing (especially when I'm alone in the car... MAHI MAHI TUUUUUUUNA!)
 I love dancing
[x] I've pulled hair when I got in a fight
[x] I've taken a shot to a guys nuts
 I have my belly button pierced
 I have my tongue pierced
 Ive been a cheerleader (me eat them!)
[x] I like rock or metal music
[x] I can sing. (my voice isn't that pleasant, but I get the notes right)
 I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
 I open up to others easily.
[x] I don't kill bugs.
[x] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[x] I swear. (not copiously, just on special occasions)
 I sing in the shower.
 I am a morning person.
 I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
 I am a sports fanatic.
[x] I twirl my hair.
 I have "x"s in my screen name.
[x] I love Spam (the Monty Python sketch, that is)
 I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[x] I bake well.
 My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
[x] I've worn pajamas to school.
 I like Martha Stewart.
[x] I know how to shoot a gun.
 I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
 I eat fast food weekly.
[x] I believe in ghosts.
 I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[x] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
 I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I love white chocolate
[x] I play video games.
 I'm good at remembering names.
 I'm good at remembering dates.
 I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
1. Does your first name contain the letter "X" in it?
2. What about your last name?
3. How about your dad's name?
4. By the way, what is your name?
NO! Uh, I mean Ade.
5. Did you ever lick a public telephone?
Did you ever lick my balls?
6. Did you enjoy it?
Hee hee, I implied that I have balls. And would let people anywhere near them.
7. Did you ever have any sexual intercourses with a stuffed animal?
I think that would be rather uncomfortable
8. Did you ever rip off a Barbie Doll head?
9. Do you really think the purple tele-tubby is gay?
we're all a little gay on the inside
10. Explain your answer.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands
11. Would you ever consider naming your child Rupert?
12. Do you have an obawazoozle?
I actually googled this, and the only results were people's journals with this damn survey.
13. Do you think the Toros should have won the cheerleading championship in "Bring It On"?
Isn't it sad that I've actually watched this movie? AND the sequel? No, the black girls were so much better and more creative than them and deserved to win. So there. Stop looking at me like I'm some shallow chick flick watcher! My sister was watching those movies, and I just happened to be in the room! Really! *runs and hides*
14. If you were the old lady from Titanic, would you have dropped the Diamond in the water at the end of the movie because it's a piece of the Titanic's history, or would you have cashed it in for the millions of dollars it was worth?
Dude, I'd keep it in my sock drawer and will it to my favorite descendant.
15. Do you burn your CD's or buy them?
Buy for the most part
16. How many times a day do you poop?
How many stupid questions must you ask?!?!?!?!
17. Did anyone in your family ever own a hamster?
18. Did you ever keep a goldfish alive for more than a month?
yes, there are a bunch outside my parents' house in the pond
19. What about a year?
I think so
20. Do you even like goldfish?
they're ok, but I like the koi better
21. Do you waste all your money on the goldfish game at all the block parties?
not ALL, but a decent amount
22. Did you ever win that goldfish game at the block party?
once, its name was Murry Goldfin and it lived probably a few weeks
23. Are you starting to wonder why the past few questions have been about goldfish?
Because the author has an unconscious desire to own an aquarium with cheap fish
24. Do you think Kansas really has munchkins and a yellow brick road?
I'm sure there are plenty of dwarves and at least one yellow brick pathway of some kind
25. What is the Capital of your state?
Harrisburg, but all the attention goes to Pittsburgh and Philadelphia
26. Do you prefer your spaghettios warm or straight from the can?
27. Do you like Greenday's new album or do you think any music they made after the year 2000 sucks?
*shrugs* I think I've heard it... once, and it was ok
28. Do you think Simple Plan is a group of punk-wannabe's?
I don't remember if my sister made me listen to their music or not, I'm not hip to modern music
29. Do you own more than 3 pairs of shoes?
yeah, but I usually only wear 1-2 per season
30. Do you change your underwear daily?
31. Has you hair ever been any other color than its original?
32. Did you ever shrink your favorite piece of clothing by accident in the wash?
not my favorite, but I might have miniaturized something at some point
33. Do you agree that the number 33 is the best?
34. Do you live a life of hate and misery?
no, I live a life of chaotic silliness and creativity
35. Is Michael Jackson innocent in your eyes?
I really don't care
36. What about Kobe?
I don't remember what he did or why I should care
37. Do you think Bob Saget is gay?
not in real life, but Full House is just dripping with slashiness
38. What's your best friend's, mom's maiden name?
I think I know a couple of my friends' moms' maiden names, but I don't feel like disclosing them
39. Do you think any of your teachers are hot?
no... but one of my psych professors was good-looking and a lot of girls thought he was hot, though I didn't find him unusually visually-stimulating
40. Do you have a purple-headed yogurt-slinger?
I wish, just so I could call it that
41. Do you know what a purple-headed yogurt-slinger is, and if so, what is it?
Yes I do, and it's quite a silly euphemism. "Yogurt" indeed.
42. Do you have smiley central?
43. Have you ever had surgery?
an appendectomy almost 5 years ago
44. Do you enjoy taking surveys?
they're good time-fillers
45. Do you enjoy taking random question surveys?
46. Do you think this survey was very unusual and random?
random, yes, but relatively conventional
47. Did you like it?
48. Will you subscribe to me?
what, are you a magazine?
49. Will you take more of my surveys?
will you lick my balls? (hee, I said it again!)
50. Are you gay?
gayer than Paris in the spring, baby
what do you check out first when you check someone out?
I don't really check people out, but I notice whether or not I like their hair
what is the least favorite part of your body?
probably my sinuses and neurological abnormalities
dolly or loretta?
things you envy from the opposite sex.
easy access to a multipurpose organ, not bleeding, and being able to grow lots of facial hair (hey, it keeps your face warm)
3 things you really don't envy from the opposite sex.
#1: public bathrooms
#2: random boners and wet dreams (hee, "boner" is a funny word)
#3: the clothing taboo (girls can wear suits and it's ok, but if a guy wears a dress, he gets harassed)
which one of the 7 deadly sins do you practice the most?
have you ever had an eating disorder?
when was the last time you made out with a stranger?
are you gonna call him/her?
what kind of drunk are you?
Take my regular silliness and amplify it. Now add copious amounts of singing.
have you ever had a drug problem?
if yes , what drug(s)?
how long have you gone without having sex?
maybe a day, I often just forget to eat
around 27 hours once... I was acting a lot sillier than usual, and I've heard that sleep-deprivation causes similar effects as being stoned.
when was the last time you did cocaine?
when was the last time you licked my balls?
when was the last time you smoked weed?
when will be the last time I ask about you licking my balls?
what does your hair look like now?
kinda boring and normal... I should dye it purple again
3 articles of clothing that will never go out of style.
underpants, socks, and top hats
would you ever have cosmetic surgery?
no, unless I was horribly disfigured
when was the last time you stole something?
I think I swiped a roll of toilet paper from Quigley last year because the writers' house was out and it was an emergency
do you think girls deserve more respect just cause they are girls?
what is your favorite night to go out?
do you wanna be rich and/or famous?
I don't particularly care
who is your hero/role model?
I have a bunch... I don't feel like naming them all
whats the most grotesque part of the human body?
have you ever found it fun to sniff on your dirty underwear?
do you pee in the shower?
do you pick your nose?
why do men get skid marks?
same reason women do
if you are a man, have you ever tucked your weenie and looked at it in the mirror?
when was your last queef?
*snicker* they said queef!
have you ever been to an orgy?
No. But I forgot to tell everyone that I recently invented a new word that must be incorporated into the English language as much as possible.
Dinosorgy: a masked orgy where the participants dress up as dinosaurs
how do you know the person who posted this?
the internet (is for porn!)
what nationality would you prefer the mother/father of your children to be?
who says I want to bear children?
name 3 things you cant stand from people?
stupidity, whining, and rudeness
what are you doing tonight?
I'll go with D's answer: Not you.