Ha! I'm abducting Thom and taking Anne with us! Thbbbbb!!!!!!!!!
So far who did you talk to the most today?
Rose, considering we spent several hours together
What is the best name for a butler?
Niles, but someday I'm going to have an 18-year-old FABULOUSLY FLAMING butler who will wear cute little shorts and a bow tie, and I think I'll call him Cottontail.
What was your last weird encounter?
My whole life is a weird encounter. Well, I did randomly encounter Thom and Lacey outside of The Whole Darn Thing last night after Nick and I got sammiches, and I chased Thom down the street. So that was an encounter with weird people. Yay.
What’s the weirdest story of something that happened in one of your cars?
One time I was driving my sister and her friends somewhere, and they were playing with Ned (this anatomically correct doll I had, he somehow went missing a few months ago) in the backseat. Later, I went to get an oil change, and I kept wondering why the guy at Valvoline was giving me weird looks. Then I went to go get gas, and while I was filling up the tank, I noticed that Katie's friends had pushed Ned's shorts down to his ankles, and his little plastic bits were showing.
Do you remember the part from Bambi when Bambi learns to say bear?
no
What color is your toothbrush?
it has hermione on it
What is your middle name spelled backwards?
regnad
Can you eat well with chopsticks?
yup
What odd things creep you out?
most people touching me (if it's a pat on the head or handshake, I don't mind, but most other touches... no)
Have you ever felt an earthquake?
no
What do you do with the hot grease when you're done cooking bacon?
eww, bacon is gross
What's the weirdest thing you have ever eaten?
donkey hoof (Sarah tricked me in 9th grade - I thought it was a piece of candy)
What color are your socks today?
black with jellyfish
What is your favorite word that starts with the letter G?
goober
Who do you blame for your mood today?
ummm... Rose, though my mood was generally positive today
If Ricky Martin had a trademark what would it be?
livin' la vida loca
What is something scientists need to invent?
a hormone on/off switch
What is the closest object to your left foot?
my right foot (or my mattress)
Who is your favorite Golden Girl?
Sophia (with Rose as a close second)
Do you have an inside joke that has to do with numbers?
for some reason, I remember 3:19:35, which I think was the time we all had to go to the bathroom at the movie theater... back in like 9th grade
What is the longest amount of hours you have slept in a row?
no idea... probably 15-20 when I had appendicitis
How do ugly people make you feel?
I just feel they're ugly, and that's that... it has nothing to do with how I feel about them personally, but I think very few people are actually ugly
Where was your mother’s hometown?
Wellesley, MA
Where was your father’s hometown?
ummm... he had several, all on the west coast (Washington and California, maybe another state or two)
What are the posters on your walls?
right now, just "Midsummer Eve" and the sexy centerfold from the man issue of knit.1
Say two words that rhyme.
pink ink
Do you use online terms in real life?
sometimes I say "oh em gee!" in a valley girl voice
What do you think people think of you?
"Wow, she's really short..."
Do you think this year will be better than the last?
no
Who is the 1st person on your incoming call list and how do you feel about them?
Rose, and I think she's loud and hilarious
Do you know who Salad Fingers is?
Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo :*(
What is the stupidest thing you have ever done?
I'd like to keep that one private, thankyouverymuch...
What is your favorite commercial of the moment?
I don't watch enough TV nowadays
What does it take to make you cry?
chopping onions
What are you looking forward to?
going to bed
Have you ever cried because you thought you were ugly?
no
Who did you kiss today?
nobody
What do you like to do when you are alone?
read and knit
Who are your 2 favorite characters on Full House?
Joey and Stephanie (in her younger years)
What is missing from your life?
income
Would you be ashamed if you wore hippie clothes?
no
When was the last time you slept with a stuffed animal?
I never really slept with them, they just got dumped on the floor
If it was your last day on earth what shoes would you wear?
I'd probably prance around barefoot
Do you own a Super Nintendo?
no
What do you think of Law and Order?
not my thing
Can you name all 7 dwarfs?
Sleepy, Doc, Dopey, Grumpy, Sneezy, Bashful, and Happy
Have you ever pretended to be Jewish?
no, but I've been using quite a bit of yiddish slang recently
What was the last thing you thought you lost, but ended up finding it?
*shrugs*
What were you doing at midnight last night?
probably downloading anime and listening to music
If you had a ball of clay what would you mold it into?
probably something small, like a snail or pumpkin
What does your Milkshake bring to the yard?
once it brought a puppy and asked if we could keep it
Do you have any famous relatives?
yeah, I'm very DISTANTLY related to goold ol' Dubya (we had a common ancestor in the 1600s), and my ancestors include Oliver Cromwell, Mary Dyer, and the Duke of SomewherefamousIforgot
Ade: my brain is dead and i can't type
Megan: And if not, don't you think that people SHOULD say neener?
A: i almost typed brian
M: I think they should
M: lol
M: Yeah, my brian hurts.
M: alas, my poor brian is dead
M: ow. i ate the ice cream really quickly and now I have brian freeze.
A: hehe
M: So!
M: Are you coming back this weekend?
A: you killed my darling brian!
(snip)
A: and stop killing my brian
M: die, brian, die!!!!
A: noooo!
M: bwahahahaha!
M: brb
A: come back with his corpse, you brian-stealer!
M: he be my brian, beyotch!
A: MINE!
A: you always steal my dead boyfriends!
M: heheh
M: that's because necro-love is so IN these days!
A: why do you think i date so many dead boys?
M: for their delightfully pungeant smell?
A: well, that and they also know when to shut up
M: anyways....the reason i brought up the colbert report was because i'm reading this fanfiction that is a crossover between The Colbert Report (fake news) and Harry Potter, which is awesome. http://www.eskimo.com/~vecna/truthiness.html
M: but as awesome as that is, seducing your dead boyfriend is so much better
M: Oh! Also!
A: HAHA you read fanfic, you dork
M: Did you ever watch the Beetlejuice cartoons?
M: I'm not a dork!
A: is it slash?
M: nope!
A: occasionally
M: Slash makes you a dork!
A: then what's the point of fanfic if it's not slash?
A: then it's just boring
A: you need gay sex to make fanfic not entirely slushworthy (just mostly)
A: especially with dead boys
M: wow.
M: dead boyfriends not being very satisfactory, huh?
A: they're only good when making out with other dead boys
M: so they can be dead and jealous?
A: no, they just need to make out with other dead boys to be awesome
M: :P
M: if you like 80s and 90s cartoons like beetlejuice, http://television.aol.com/in2tv/about
(snip)
A: brian and i will have to download some
