A fun way to embarrass your wife in front of the neighbors: At the dinner table, start talking about the time you both were 17 and making out on the couch when her brother walked in and sat down with you.
Heh. My neighbors are awesome.
Also, there's a craft show going on in Pittsburgh this weekend, so I'm going tomorrow. Weeeee! If I don't spend more than $25 on anything even remotely knitting-related, I'll be proud of myself.