Random thought: I think my life would be a lot awesomer if it was a Bollywood musical. It needs random song and dance numbers that may or may not have anything to do with the plot. And I could wear fabulous costumes and dance in front of several other female dancers wearing fabulous-but-not-as-fabulous-as-mine costumes and sing in hindi in a really high-pitched voice, and males could chase me around the room (while dancing!), and I could spurn them off flirtatiously. I just need more song and dance numbers with fabulous costumes in my life.
Trouble is, I can't really dance. And I'd probably kill my voice trying to sing like that. But fabulous costumes, that I can do.
...Right. I think this means I should shut up and go to bed. And maybe not watch so many Indian music videos.