Ade (agentfroot) wrote,

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In May I committed genocide... Sorry about that, tmseay (-5000 points). In July I bought porn for come_love_sleep (10 points). In March I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In October I gave cyclor a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Saturday marang and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4990 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!


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I guess that makes me the crazy midwife who roasted Thomas as the seven stars fell on his head (or however that sentence went...). No spankings for me, thanks. I'll take a lump of coal though. I could use it for smelting mithril in the blast furnace and then smithing it to make lots of gold...

(Someone's been playing Runescape too much.)
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