My coworkers are amusing. Here's what happened this morning.
Diane: Here's your employee number, bla bla bla. You're a number now.
Ade: All right, I'm a number!
Todd: Congratulations, you've been demoted from the human race.
Ade: I'm now a cubicle drone, a cog in the wheel of society.
Maureen: Hey, don't steal my job!
Denise: Stop it, you'll depress us all!
Todd: Just a gopher in the field of cubicles...
Diane: Oh, and Todd, speaking of being demoted...
I was checking some links in a document and saw something linking to a conversation with a guy whose first name is Squee. I kid you not, I actually started laughing when I saw that. Maybe he was named after the first sound his parents made when they saw their new baby.